What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?
A pilot, you fucking racist!

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If you don’t know about Jikto you can download the PDF and read that.

Good for when the comments table is left open and nobody is able to make or view comments until it is repaired. Now you don’t have to log into phpMyAdmin to repair the table, just run this.

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Update: This works with WordPress 2.3, no update to the plugin needed.
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If anyone missed the show To Catch A Predator III please follow that link. In particular you might want to check out page 4 where Chris Urban appears. You can also go to the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department website for more info. For those that don’t feel like reading it, although I really encourage you to do so because it’s quite funny, here the basic transcript of what happened when Chris Urban came over to to try and hook up with a 13 year old girl.

26-year-old Christopher Urban calls himself “six-pack-so-cali.”

Del (hidden camera footage): Did you remember to bring condoms?

Christopher Urban: Yup.

Urban: I gotta wash my hands all right?

Del: what?

Urban: I gotta wash my hands cool?

Del: Okay.

Chris Hansen: Paper towels are right over here (Comes in unexpectedly and hands him towel)

He’s at the house after making plans for sex with a 13-year-old girl named Kelly. He’s brought along Bacardi Rum.

Hansen: You came to see Kelly. How old is Kelly?

Urban: Kelly’s way too young for me.

Hansen: Way too young for you, then why did you come here?

Urban: I came here to tell her that actually.

Hansen: To tell her that she’s too young?

Urban: Actually, I did yeah.

That’s what he says now. But when he was online, “six-pack-so-cali” not only had a sexually disgusting chat, he also turned on his Web cam and sent photos of himself naked close ups we can’t show you.

Hansen: Did you transmit this photo right here?

Urban: Oh my!! I sent I didn’t know I sent that one.

Hansen: You didn’t know.

Urban: Well, actually, yeah I did, but wow.

Hansen: To a 13-year-old girl?

Urban: I’m sorry, you’re right, you’re right. I know I wasn’t thinking that’s what — even coming down here. I mean look at me. I didn’t even take a shower. If I was coming to do something like that, I would have taken a shower. I mean that’s the first thing you do. I mean look at me, I’m so dirty.

Hansen: I’ll tell you what’s dirty, is this conversation you had. (Chris points to the chat log.)

It was the first time we’d heard the “I didn’t take a shower” defense. He can try telling that to the cops.

Who in the hell brings condoms and Bacardi (if you watched the show he brought along a bottle) to tell a 13 year old girl that she was actually too young. Give me a fucking break. Chris Urban, you are one sick son of a bitch. Thank God you will be marked as a registered sex offender for the rest of your life.

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“I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams,” the rattled bachelor later admitted. “And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she’d said she would.

“But when I got close, she turned around – and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn’t know what to say. All I could think was, ‘Oh my God! it’s Mama!’”

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

“Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop,” recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. “The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it – and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o’clock news. “People started pointing and laughing at us on the street – and they haven’t stopped laughing since.”