Category Archives: Jokes

Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad … Continue reading →

A WOMAN’S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, … Continue reading →

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, they were on sale, for my 2 dogs. I was about to check out when a women behind me asked if I had a dog. What did … Continue reading →

Two women had a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. … Continue reading →

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did … Continue reading →