Confucious says …
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
