There are four blokes in a prison cell together: a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and a gay guy.
The zoophile sighs and says, “You know, if there was a cat here I’d fuck it until I pass out.”
The sadist nods, and sighs, “And once you were done with it, I’d torture it until it died.”
The necrophiliac leans in and agrees, “Oh yeah, and once it was dead I’d fuck it til I passed out too.”
The gay guy sitting in the corner, very softly says “meow.”