Monthly Archives: December 2008

There are four blokes in a prison cell together: a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and a gay guy. The zoophile sighs and says, “You know, if there was a cat here I’d fuck it until I pass out.” The … Continue reading →

A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let a sneaker go but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast. The entire bus goes silent and the embarrassed woman desperately tries … Continue reading →

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, … Continue reading →

My uncle was a really bad ventriloquist; he used to put his hand up my ass but tell me not to say anything.