Monthly Archives: August 2008

A wife and husband were sitting in bed watching tv when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.” She said, “Your dick is bigger … Continue reading →

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just … Continue reading →

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a beer?” Grandpa replied “Can your pecker touch you’re ass?” … Continue reading →

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and … Continue reading →