Sally
Sally, (Little Johnny’s Little Sister) came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!”
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, “Really small, was it?”
Sally replied, “No … salty!”
Mom fainted!
