Monthly Archives: February 2008

Why does the Canadian Navy have a height requirement of 6 feet? If the boat sinks they could walk to shore.

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘”Hang on, I have an idea.” He went next door to … Continue reading →

Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could … Continue reading →

Charlie walked into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and said, “Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.” His wife, who was lying in bed, replied, “I think you’ll find that’s … Continue reading →