Crammin fruit
Boudreaux and Thibedeaux are on their way to Georgia to visit family. They are traveling the back roads through farm country when their truck breaks down (again). They begin to walk for help, but it’s late and the road is not well traveled. Both see the lights of a farm house, in the distant, and decide to see if they can rest there for the night.
Farmer Bob hears a knock on the door and answers. Bo and Thib introduce themselves and explain their situation. The Farmer agrees to let them stay on the condition that they not get involved with any of his 5 beautiful daughters. Bo and Thib agree.
Come next morning farmer Bob wakes Bo and Thib up with his double barel shotgun. “You two!! Out to my fields. NOW!!”
When they reach the fields, farmer Bob tells them each to take a wheel barrow and bring back 100 of their favorite fruit.
Bo comes back first, with 100 grapes. The farmer, with shotgun in hand, tells him to drop his britches and start cramming the grapes.
Bo starts cramming. He gets 25 in and starts laughing. They all fall out.
The farmer yells “Start Again!!”
Bo starts again and gets 50 in before he starts laughing and they all fall out.
The farmers says “boy you’d had best start again, and so help me, if you don’t get ‘em all this time, I’m gonna shoot ya.”
Bo starts cramming again. He manages to get 99 in and is working on the last one when he starts laughing and they all fall out.
The farmer screams at the top of his lungs “Dadburn it boy!! What in tarnation is so dang funny!?!?”
Bo points out to the field (while still laughing) and says “My buddy is out there pickin’ watermelons”
