Boogabooga
Three spealunkers were out looking for artifacts when they were caught by an acient tribal group. You’ve been taking our ancestors artifacts for years and now we’ve caught you. For your punishment we will give you two choices. 1) Death or 2)Boogabooga (butt humpin)
The first of the lunkers thought long and hard and arrived at the thought that boogabooga must be better than death and tells the head of the tribe “I’ll take, boogabooga.” So the tribes men went to town and each had a turn on lunker number one then let him go free.
The second of the lunkers seeing all this still decides that boogabooga must be better than death and tells the head of the tribe “I’ll take, boogabooga.” So the tribesmen have their way with him as well then let him go free.
The third of the lunkers has seen his share and has decided that death must be for him than having boogabooga for the first time and because he couldn’t live through what he has just seen. He tells the head of the tribe “I’ll take death!”
The lead tribesman says, so it shall be, DEATH BY BOOGABOOGA!
