Monthly Archives: September 2007

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side. Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: Why haven’t any women ever gone to the … Continue reading →

Cowboy: “That your dog?” Indian: “Yep.” Cowboy: “Mind if I speak to him?” Indian: “Dog no talk.” Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?” Dog: “Doin’ all right.” Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” (Pointing at the … Continue reading →

I know these are old, but they are so damn good. bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my … Continue reading →