Monthly Archives: June 2007

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women and what they actually mean. 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance”.) 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t … Continue reading →

What’s worse than having termites in your piano? Having crabs on your organ.

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom were best friends and loved to play together. One day as the two were playing the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his … Continue reading →

A woman is looking in the mirror one morning and she says to her husband “I’m fat and ugly. I’ve got bags under my eyes and my boobs are sagging. Compliment me.” He replies “Well, your eyesight’s perfect.”

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one, and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing … Continue reading →