I had a kitty-cat who stuttered
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, a teacher said.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”, she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must’ve been scary”, said the teacher.
“It sure was”, said the little girl. “My little kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say ‘Fuck,’ the rottweiler ate him!”
November 5th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
This was not even remotely funny. Get a grip.
November 5th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I think it would have been funnier if the rottweiler had eaten the girl and the teacher. Let the cursing kitty and the raging rottweiler to live!
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Freedom for Dough-Kind
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Let the freedom begin! Glory to all the doughnuts in the world! This is a concerted international effort, sponsored by the UN and the IMF.
Call your representatives and tell them “Freedom for doughnuts or no one will go nuts for you next election.”
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November 6th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Was I supposed to laugh?
November 12th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
This was halarity personified. I have befouled my trousers.
November 12th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Laugh, was I supposed to?
November 12th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
DrGloryofDoughnutsMD, you are a retard.
November 13th, 2008 at 12:39 am
FUCK CATS
November 13th, 2008 at 5:11 am
come on guys, lighten up, YES is was funny - well just a bit.
November 13th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHA….HEEHEEHEEEHEE….HAHAhoho…hohee..ha..ha
ha
That was comedy genius.
Funny on so many levels (and because it’s true)
November 14th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
a bad joke
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November 14th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
FffffffffffffUuuuuuuuuuCccccccccccKkkkkkkkkkIiiiiiiiiiiiNnnnnnnnnnGggggggggg funny shit