I had a kitty-cat who stuttered

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, a teacher said.

A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”, she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

“Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”

“That must’ve been scary”, said the teacher.

“It sure was”, said the little girl. “My little kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say ‘Fuck,’ the rottweiler ate him!”

11 Responses to “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”

  1. anon Says:

    This was not even remotely funny. Get a grip.

  2. DrGloryofDoughnutsMD Says:

    I think it would have been funnier if the rottweiler had eaten the girl and the teacher. Let the cursing kitty and the raging rottweiler to live!

    Glory To all Doughnuts!

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    Let the freedom begin! Glory to all the doughnuts in the world! This is a concerted international effort, sponsored by the UN and the IMF.

    Call your representatives and tell them “Freedom for doughnuts or no one will go nuts for you next election.”

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  3. anon Mk.II Says:

    Was I supposed to laugh?

  4. ANON MK MCMXC Says:

    This was halarity personified. I have befouled my trousers.

  5. anon Solid Snake Says:

    Laugh, was I supposed to?

  6. anon, again Says:

    DrGloryofDoughnutsMD, you are a retard.

  7. c-12521 Says:

    FUCK CATS

  8. dantheman Says:

    come on guys, lighten up, YES is was funny - well just a bit.

  9. Sid Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA….HEEHEEHEEEHEE….HAHAhoho…hohee..ha..ha

    ha

    That was comedy genius.

    Funny on so many levels (and because it’s true)

  10. dr z Says:

    a bad joke

    kman1232@gmail.com

  11. bil Says:

    FffffffffffffUuuuuuuuuuCccccccccccKkkkkkkkkkIiiiiiiiiiiiNnnnnnnnnnGggggggggg funny shit

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