I had a kitty-cat who stuttered
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, a teacher said.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”, she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must’ve been scary”, said the teacher.
“It sure was”, said the little girl. “My little kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say ‘Fuck,’ the rottweiler ate him!”
This was not even remotely funny. Get a grip.
I think it would have been funnier if the rottweiler had eaten the girl and the teacher. Let the cursing kitty and the raging rottweiler to live!
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Was I supposed to laugh?
This was halarity personified. I have befouled my trousers.
Laugh, was I supposed to?
DrGloryofDoughnutsMD, you are a retard.
FUCK CATS
come on guys, lighten up, YES is was funny – well just a bit.
HAHAHAHAHA….HEEHEEHEEEHEE….HAHAhoho…hohee..ha..ha
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That was comedy genius.
Funny on so many levels (and because it’s true)
a bad joke
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FffffffffffffUuuuuuuuuuCccccccccccKkkkkkkkkkIiiiiiiiiiiiNnnnnnnnnnGggggggggg funny shit
It would have been funnier if the rottweiler was actually optimus prime.
*sigh*
If you have to struggle this much, it’s probably best you stay away from comedy.
WOW, A lot of people that had their funny bones removed when they were a child.
This was a cute joke.