Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
27 March 2007 @ 5:58pmBecause their balls fall over their butt hole and they vapor lock.
Archive for March 2007
I had a kitty-cat who stuttered
15 March 2007 @ 5:51pm“Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, a teacher said.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”, she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must’ve been scary”, said the teacher.
“It sure was”, said the little girl. “My little kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say ‘Fuck,’ the rottweiler ate him!”
