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Place fixdb.php in your /wp-content/plugins/ folder and the login to your admin area. Activate the plugin. Now in the admin area, when you click Options there will be a sub-menu titled “Fix Database.” Go to that link, if you click the button on that page titled “Fix Database” the script will then check all the tables within that database. If any report an error it will attempt to repair the table. Once that is done it will optimize the tables.

Good for when the comments table is left open and nobody is able to make or view comments until it is repaired. Now you don’t have to log into phpMyAdmin to repair the table, just run this.

fixdb.zip (875 bytes)

Update: This works with Wordpress 2.3, no update to the plugin needed.

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.