Lying Cops
The police officer made his way to my car on the driver’s side of the car. I reluctently but promptly rolled down my window and the cop says, “Lets see your drivers license, you were speeding.”
I stated, “I, don’t have a drivers license.”
“Okay then, the cop said, then pop open your glove compartment and lets see your registration.”
I stated “I don’t have my registration. But, I have a gun in there.”
The cop got nervous and said, “A gun…why’s that in there?”
“I used it to shoot the woman I stole this car from.”
“What!?!… Where’s the woman?” the cop stated.
“She’s in the trunk.”
At this point, the cop figures he’d better radio for help and backup. In no time, a squad of cars converge upon the vehicles. The police chief himself approaches my car, I was still in the drivers seat, and he says, “Let me see your driver’s license.”
I said, “sure” and produced my license.
Next, the chief asks for my registration. I reach into the glove compartment and hand the registration to him at which point the chief asks, “Is there a gun in the there?”
I answered, “see for yourself.”
The chief walks around the car, looks in the glove compartment and sees that there’s no gun. He then says, “Pop open your trunk.”
I did as requested, the police chief looks in the trunk and there’s no woman there.
He walks back around to the driver’s side and says, “What’s going here? One of my officers radioed for help because he said you had no driver’s license, no registration, there was a gun in the glove compartment and a woman in the trunk.”
I replied, “Yeah, and I bet he told you I was speeding too.”
