A blonde, brunette, and a red head are sitting next to each other in a beauty salon. All three are pregnant. The red head turns to the brunette and asks if she is gonna have a boy or girl.
The brunette says, “I’m going to have a girl, because when the women’s on top during sex it’s always a girl.”
The red head then says, “Well, I’m going to have a boy because when a man is on top it’s always a boy.”
The blonde then suddenly starts crying. They ask her what’s wrong. She says, “I’m going to have puppies.”