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Do you know who you are friends with? You might not know everything. Take Chris Urban for instance. Not that I was friends with him, however I did go to the same high school. Here is the little pervert’s picture below.

If anyone missed the show To Catch A Predator III please follow that link. In particular you might want to check out page 4 where Chris Urban appears. You can also go to the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department website for more info. For those that don’t feel like reading it, although I really encourage you to do so because it’s quite funny, here the basic transcript of what happened when Chris Urban came over to to try and hook up with a 13 year old girl.

26-year-old Christopher Urban calls himself “six-pack-so-cali.”

Del (hidden camera footage): Did you remember to bring condoms?

Christopher Urban: Yup.

Urban: I gotta wash my hands all right?

Del: what?

Urban: I gotta wash my hands cool?

Del: Okay.

Chris Hansen: Paper towels are right over here (Comes in unexpectedly and hands him towel)

He’s at the house after making plans for sex with a 13-year-old girl named Kelly. He’s brought along Bacardi Rum.

Hansen: You came to see Kelly. How old is Kelly?

Urban: Kelly’s way too young for me.

Hansen: Way too young for you, then why did you come here?

Urban: I came here to tell her that actually.

Hansen: To tell her that she’s too young?

Urban: Actually, I did yeah.

That’s what he says now. But when he was online, “six-pack-so-cali” not only had a sexually disgusting chat, he also turned on his Web cam and sent photos of himself naked close ups we can’t show you.

Hansen: Did you transmit this photo right here?

Urban: Oh my!! I sent I didn’t know I sent that one.

Hansen: You didn’t know.

Urban: Well, actually, yeah I did, but wow.

Hansen: To a 13-year-old girl?

Urban: I’m sorry, you’re right, you’re right. I know I wasn’t thinking that’s what — even coming down here. I mean look at me. I didn’t even take a shower. If I was coming to do something like that, I would have taken a shower. I mean that’s the first thing you do. I mean look at me, I’m so dirty.

Hansen: I’ll tell you what’s dirty, is this conversation you had. (Chris points to the chat log.)

It was the first time we’d heard the “I didn’t take a shower” defense. He can try telling that to the cops.

Who in the hell brings condoms and Bacardi (if you watched the show he brought along a bottle) to tell a 13 year old girl that she was actually too young. Give me a fucking break. Chris Urban, you are one sick son of a bitch. Thank God you will be marked as a registered sex offender for the rest of your life.

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