Chinese Detective
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONOLABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE.
I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.
I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NO SEE.
NO FEE.
SOLLEE,
CHEN LEE
