Monthly Archives: November 2005

Michael Jackson found dead in a hotel room!! They said he died of food poisoning, apparently he ate some 9 year old weiners.

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the … Continue reading →

A Jamaican fireman came home from work, one day and said to his wife, “Y’know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.” “Bell 1 rings – we put on our jackets.” “Bell 2 rings – we … Continue reading →