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A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”

Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”

“What’s that mean?” asked the child.

“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”

The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”

Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.”

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said “OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.”

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”

The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”

What do you call a 400 lb woman with a yeast infection?
A Whopper with cheese!

Oh ya, Oktoberfest rocked. I had 3 liters of Bitburger beer and 3 brautwurst with saurkraut. I was so hammered, it was great. Andy and Kelly were there and so was Joe and Michelle, then 3 other people. I forget their names, I met them for the first time last night and wasn’t in any shape to remember things. Everyone had a great time. I’m going to have to go again.

The next morning wasn’t so fun for Jen because I had some serious morning thunder. I thought it was hilarious but she didn’t seem to think so.

Waiting - I saw this movie today while I was trying to relax and recover from last nights festivities. It was fricken hilarious. I was laughing the entire time. It was so damn funny. The movie is pretty raunchy so if you aren’t into that then stay at home and watch some Disney flick.

LOL, got these videos from a co-worker.

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