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I’m buzzin pretty good but I had to type this up as soon as we got back from the bar.

So tonight, Jen and I, and her 2 cousins, John and Jeremy, were going to Bostons to get some drinks. We had to go out to Jeremy’s truck to get their ID’s. So we get out there and John is opening up the truck and Jeremy was like “oh cool, there is some water back here.” The following conversation is what took place.

Jeremy: spits out the ‘water’ and says “Uh John did you put salt water in here”?
John: “No I pee’d in that bottle, you drank my pee!!”
Jeremy: “UHHHHHHHHHH”
Jen and I: LMFAO!

The end. It was fricken hilarious. Jeremy had his brother’s pee in his mouth. There was a car next to us that had 3 people in it and they heard it all. OK, now I need to go to sleep.

If Michelle Kosinski’s canoe had sprung a leak on NBC’s “Today” show Friday, she didn’t have much to worry about.

In one of television’s inadvertently funny moments, the NBC News correspondent was paddling in a canoe during a live report about flooding in Wayne, N.J. While she talked, two men walked between her and the camera, making it apparent that the water where she was floating was barely ankle-deep.

Matt Lauer struggled to keep a straight face, joking about the “holy men” who were walking on water.

“Have you run aground yet?” Katie Couric asked.

“Why walk when you can ride?” Kosinski replied.

Later, an NBC News spokeswoman explained that Kosinski had been riding in deeper water near an overflowing river down the street, but there were concerns that the current was too strong for her.

“It’s not like we were trying to pass it off as something it wasn’t,” spokeswoman Lauren Kapp said.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this Country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives…… ”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella Mississippi.”