So this bitch calls 911 because Burger King doesn’t make her hamburger right. I guess she felt it was necessary to waste the important time of our 911 operators over a fricken cheese burger. What the hell was she thinking? Luckily the operator wasn’t going to do crap about it … but had she sent an officer down I would have wanted him to bitch slap her with his night stick. Ugh, the nerve of some people.
burger_king.mp3 (1.54 MB)
The next time you are in Germany shopping for a bed watch out for the water beds. I know I know … when are you going to be in Germany shopping for a bed. But you never know, so just watch the video to prepare yourself in case.
wasserbett.wmv (2.75 MB)
This song is sung to the tune of Kokomo by The Beach Boys, however it has very little to do with the original song. This song is all about camel toe, which by chance you might see if you were in Kokomo. It’s got a nice little music video to go along with the song as well. Some of those camel toe’s look like you could park a bike in em.
camel_toe.wmv (1.98 MB)
I love the show Scare Tactics, it has to be one of the best shows that’s on. Most of the time they are pretty good, but the episode with the rat monster tops them all. I found a video clip of the rat monster episode that I promise will make you laugh.
ratmonster.wmv (4.81 MB)
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