Monthly Archives: October 2005

What a car says about its owner

Acura Integra – I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend – I’m too bland for German cars Acura NSX – I am impotent Audi 90 – I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park … Continue reading

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Safe sex

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Why you should never question a drunk

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. … Continue reading

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Kahuna – Hotmail Beta

http://imagine-msn.com/minisites/mail/?locale=en-us Go to that site if you want to get an invite to check out the new Hotmail Beta. So far everything looks sweet. Some features from the regular Hotmail are missing but they are adding them back in. They … Continue reading

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6 Foot Asshole

While she was “flying” down the road (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked … Continue reading

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