I’m really stupid, but I’m a man

So I went to the beach with Jason, Katy, and Alisha. It was great except for the fact that Jen had to work and couldn’t be there with me. So everything was going good, till the ride home. It hurt … bad. I ended up with a nasty sunburn. For whatever reason, I didn’t put sun block on my back. Well I know why I didn’t, it’s because I’m a man and I don’t need to. Well ya, screw that hippy stuff and throw it out the window. It hurts so damn bad. My entire back looks like a neon sign. I think that’s what Jason called it.

So I think the next time I go to the beach I will do a few things. For sure Jen will come with me. I will either wear my snowboarding gear, or I will wisely use sun block ALL over. This is not fun. Gotta go take some more Advil and put more Aloe Vera w/Lidocaine on. Damnit this hurts. Like being poked with 10,000 needles in my back.

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