Reebok Pick Me, Your Move

11 March 2010 @ 8:52am

ReebokPickMeYourMove.wmv (6.40 MB)

Fast Cop

22 February 2010 @ 10:11am

Dee Jay vs Old Zangief

18 February 2010 @ 9:56am

Balls Out Jeans

9 February 2010 @ 10:30am

newjeans.wmv (6.9 MB)

A Woman’s Poem vs A Man’s Poem

25 January 2010 @ 6:41pm

A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.


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